Wednesday, September 9, 2009
UP - The sky's the limit for the best film this year (so far)
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
District 9 - Overrated film of the year
To begin with there were far too many plot holes, I had my sister asking me questions throughout the movie and she never normally talks in films. It was a short film stretched way too far and this stretching has created many, many holes. For spoilers sake I will not discuss them here but one major one is the ship, supposedly it crash landed, on earth and had no fuel, yet somehow is still able to levitate what, how many tonnes for 20 years!!!!
Structurally it was faulty too the film rested on it's exposition for three quarters then the third act only then started to move forward I thought it would get good but then it just turned into generic sci-fi action nonsense corny lines and all. This is not to mention some characterization was awful, the wife of the main character (when he gets infected) says she can't love him anymore, but then she does, but then she doesn't, then she does, it get's confusing. And on top of this throughout the entire film the protagonist is a genuinely unlikeable character (a good performance by the actor though) and the real villains are incredibly 2 dimensional with bad lines to boot.
But the thing that annoyed me most about this movie is how subconcoiusly racist this filmmaking is, for an Apartheid allegory (or so they say) For the native people of darker skin, everything they said In English was subtitled, even though it was crystal clear. But when white people with accents, or Kiwis (as Johannesburg is apparently a city in New Zealand) speak, no subtitles are required.
And then when Native people speak their own language, the subtitling happens to have bad grammar....
But the special effects!! for only 30 million the effects in this film were amazing so props for that.
I went in expecting Hot stuff and got mild chili instead.
5/10 - the special effects were the only thing that really dazzled me.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Inglorious Basterds - Gloriously Inglorious!
Thursday, August 20, 2009
AVATAR is here!!!!!
Monday, August 17, 2009
Drag me to hell!!!
Friday, August 14, 2009
Coraline - 3D
Friday, August 7, 2009
G.I. Joe
New Trailer!!!- The Lovely Bones
The new video for Peter Jackson (The Lord of the Rings)'s new suburban 70's almost epic. My personal favourite novel of all time, this film is sure not to disappoint with a powerhouse cast (including Oscar nominated Saoirse Ronan a newcomer who shall rock the industry, and Stanley Tucci of insurmountable critical acclaim) and unbelievable source material, this movie is a surefire Oscar Sweeper and destined to be in my (and other critics) top movies of 2009.
First Oscar Predictions
With the announcement of the 10(rather than 5) best picture nominations returning to the prestigious ceremony, I thought i should take a crack at the crystal ball.
1) The Lovely Bones - Dir: Peter Jackson, Cast: Saoirse Ronan, mark Whalberg, Susan sarandon, Stanley Tucci (see above)
2) Shutter Island - Dir: Martin Scorsese, Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Ben Kingsley, Mark Ruffalo (though not a personal fan of his work, it's Scorsese, a master of his art)
3) Avatar - Dir: James Cameron, Cast: Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver (An odd choice i know but there is no question that James Cameron of Titanic fame has the abillity to revolutionise 3D with this, I only hope it does not dissapoint, however the thematics of his idea seem very solid indeed.)
4) UP - Dir: Peter Docter & Bob Peterson, Cast:Edward Asner, Christopher Plummer, Jordan Nagai (I haven't seen this year as I am still waiting for an Aus release [so bloody far away from the American one :( ] the reviews from audiences and critics alike are nothing but praise, and despite it's early release it will still get best Animated if not in this category)
5) Where The Wild Things Are - Dir: Spike Jonze, Cast: Max Records, Catherine O'Hara, Forest Whitaker (this is one from the blue, but if Spike has anything to say about it this will be a sleeper hit with critics and audiences alike, and the trailer looks fantastic)
6) Nine - Dir: Rob Marshall, Cast: Daniel Day-Lewis, Penelope Cruz (Musicals have always had their place at the Oscars, and being an adaptation of the Fellini masterpiece 8 1/2, and considering the success of Chicago, Rob Marshall may be on the money)
7) Invictus - Dir: Clint Eastwood, Cast: Morgan Freeman, Matt Damon (come on, it's Clint Eastwood and Morgan freeman doing a biopic on Mandella, an easy shoe-in, that's not to say it won't be a masterpiece
8) The Hurt Locker - Dir: Kathryn Bigelow, Cast: Jeremy Renner, Guy Pierce, Rolph Fiennes (though it has an early release, there are non-stop rave reviews about this extremely different war movie and a very engaging plot if i do say so myself)
9) Precious - Dir: Lee Daniels, Cast: Gabby Sidibe, Mo'Nique (again, rave reviews and an intense dramatic plot put this one up here for now)
10) I am saving this spot for that independent movie that always seems to come out of nowhere 3 months before the Oscars as we saw with Juno and Slumdog Millionaire and Little Miss Sunshine, they almost always get at least a few nominations.
Happy cinema going :)
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Review
However, they did a brilliant adaptation.
The story pretty much follows through with the book and moves at a good pace throughout. In the beginning though, they were taking lines straight from the book and this began to worry me as they do not translate directly to film, however, when the trio arrive back at Hogwarts for their 6th year this straight-from-the-book nonsense was fixed and i quite enjoyed myself for the whole movie.
To counteract the immensely dark overtones of the book, the filmmakers coupled the main story with the romantic sub-plots, however these do not overshadow the main plot and the balance is almost perfect enough to keep the story flowing.
My only single discrepancy with the movie lies in how they dealt with the character of Ron. In the book Ron's character goes from being an oblivious dunderhead to a reasonable person with the advent of a certain incident of which we will not speak :P however in the book, Ron's character felt like it was only used to aid the comic-relief plots within the movie and he never really gets involved with the rest of the story.
MAJOR SPOILER WARNING!!!! (not that anyone doesn't already know it)
Actually i did have one other discepancy, though this may only be due to my film making style). I did not like how the editing of Dumbledore's death went. When Snape goes to kill Dumbledore,there is no music and I would have thought that a lack of music would help bring out the emotion of the event, however as Dumbledore falls (of which there is only a brief shot) they pipe up the really long notes on strings in minor chords a cop out if you ask me!
All in all though I was really impressed with this movie and think it was well adapted, I can now add it to the very small list of decent movies of 2009
8 and a half/10 - Brilliant adaptation, but some minor character flaws.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Transformers 2...all the action, but no soul.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Year of meh
What a disappointment because i liked both these actors in previous films but man...
I didn't even have one extremely funny moment that gets me laughing to tears (I saw a Scorsese impression in a transformers special feature that was better than this whole movie) there was only one funny moment near the beginning with the witch doctor that's all.
3/10
Monday, June 22, 2009
A few quickies :P
Angels & Demons:
A very good solid thriller from Ron howard with good performances, another win for the goos movies amidst these really shitty "blockbusters"
7/10
I Love you, Man
Some good funny moments but drags out waaaaay too long and could have been 90 minutes instead of 120.
5/10
Night at the museum 2
A good solid family move some good laughs and a good ensemble, a bit predictable though.
6/10
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Star Trek - A light amidst these really shitty movies
Having never been a fan of the original series/movies, I can say this movie was thoroughly enjoyable, the characters were believable and the jokes were even understandable for a non-trekkie like myself. Needless to say the visuals are outstanding, the effects are breathtaking and the cinematography is brilliant (utilising the shaky cam to good effect).
J.J. has pulled of a brilliant re-imagining and props to him for a clever way to justify a new plot (you know what I mean).
A thoroughly enjoyable, action, popcorn flick, I give it 7/10.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Wolverine, can someone say dissapointed?
Let's start with the dialogue. No subtext whatsoever it lacked originality and i found myself quoting before the actors even said their lines...so predictable.
And what was with the digital shots. I cannot press enough how much I hate the digital picture look and the filmmakers kept inter cutting digital shots with film!!!!!
And the effects, for some reason the makers decided to use so much budget on everything but wolverine's claws. They looked so fake and even moved around on his hand.
Most of the acting was sloppy barr Ryan Reynolds and the Asian guy whom i cant remember at this point.
The plot was dumb and I spent the first 3 quarters of the movie waiting for it to become interesting, it never did.
And this is not even mentioning the plot hole between this and the other, far superior X-men films.
2/10 one point for Ryan Reynolds the other for the Asian guy and only their beginning scenes
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009
My brother's Doritos commercial.
Thank you! :)
Monday, April 27, 2009
Fired Up!
Monday, April 20, 2009
Fast & Furious & Crap
What a rubbish movie, i used a free ticket and still feel like i was ripped off.
the Fourth installment in the F&F franchise finally sees Paul Walker and Vin Diesel reunite since the first one in a plot that involves drug trafficking across the border in order to get revenge on the murder of a close one (to Vin's character, Paul kinda just tags along for cop issues).
The movie opens with an oil ("liquid gold" *rolleyes*) truck heist, which never comes up again in the whole film, what a wastes of the budget!The exposition was sloppy with dialogue giving it all away (Big no no). And on top of all of this it is not made for those who haven't seen the others, with references and plot points flying everywhere. The acting was mediocre at best and the cars didn't really feature all that much, it was more about Vin's character getting revenge which completely throws away a lot of the original concept.
Had it not been nighttime and my transport wanting to see the whole film, I would have walked out. 1/10
Thursday, April 16, 2009
2 trailers of EPIC movies!
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
heres the My Sister's Keeper trailer:
What is with all the negative opinions surrounding this movie. I read the book and I believe that if adapted right, it could very well be an Oscar tender (especially for the acting of the two child leads). And there is talk that the ending has been changed which I don't believe, after the ending of The Mist (another Darabont masterpiece) we can see that nothing is really taboo as an ending (I won't ruin it here).
And here is the link to the Harry Potter trailer (I cant find it on youtube it's the 'trailer 4a' in the link).
Need anything else be said. SO EPIC!!!!!!!
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Monsters vs Aliens, a Heroes Journey.
MvA is a story of a woman who gets transformed into a massive (that's tall) 'monster' called Ginormica. She soon discovers that the government has a small group of monsters gathered over the years to keep from the public eye. But when an alien comes to earth for an invasion it is now up to Susan/Ginormica and the others to save the world.
The story follows the traditional heroes journey and it was exceptionally good. The movie also cleverly incorporates many pop-culture references into the mix from An Inconvenient Truth to Close encounters of the third kind. The humor is also very well placed and even is used as a 'pope in the pool' (a screenwriting technique to distract from exposition) to fantastic effect (the conference scene).
Now the 3D. It was my first viewing of the new 3D business however, all it does is really distract from the plot and i probably would have preferred to watch it normally (which i still might do). the 3D seems to be just a ploy to get larger audiences into theatres but what producers cannot see is that in times of economic crisis people flood to theatres and so this new technology isn't needed. But ah well, it was an experience.
Monsters vs aliens is a fantastic animated movie that very effectively homages those vs films that we so often make fun of. 8/10.
Monday, April 13, 2009
My Ratings System
I should probably explain what i mean by my ratings so as not to confuse.
0/10 = absolute worthless piece of garbage and a waste of celluloid and rape of the eyes.
1/10 = extremely crap
2-4/10 = bad and barely watchable
5/10 = alright movie, many flaws but watchable
6-7/10 = enjoyable movies, some flaws however they are quite watchable (tend to be family movies)
8/10 = very enjoyable movies, good for what they are and very worthwhile and a definite recommendation to see in a cinema
9/10 = Amazing film, fantastic and some of the best in their time/genre.
10/10 = Timeless masterpiece, these are the GREAT films
There you go! :)
Saturday, April 11, 2009
"There is nothing beyond the city."
The Strangers.
Have it be known that this movie was made before the Matrix. The theme revolves around that philosophy where we don't really know if what is around us is real or not and challenges our memories to their limit. The theme questions perceived realities and relationships and whether their existence contains any meaning or is it just someone else's experiment.
Visually, this film is extravagant. Taking motifs from Film Noir and German expressionism, Dark City makes for a brilliant genre mash-up. Film Noir influences are seen in the detective sub-plot with the over hanging lights, the fog and the cynical jokes. While the German expressionism comes in the shape of the Tuning, when the Strangers alter the city the buildings become deformed and out of shape, exposing the falseties of the world that these people believe is their home. and as a final touch, Dark city incorporates a MacGuffin: (an object that drives the story) the elusive Shell Beach that everyone knows but cant remember how to get there.
Not to mention the special effects, which for a 90's movie at some points puts current movies to shame. The tuning ability, the changing city and the ever night are some awesome sights to behold from this movie and i cannot press enough that more films that are special effects heavy need to be more like this: where the effects compliment the story and not the other way around. STORY comes first in any film.
I bought the movie for my brother as a Birthday present because he had seen it as part of a Uni assignment and wouldn't stop raving about it. And when he showed it to me i was simply blown away.Though not the greatest film I have ever seen, Dark City was fantastic and I give it 9/10.
BULLOCKS!!!!! :S
i shall try to contact them and apologize but i hope we could maybe join forces or something to that effect.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Race to no subplot......
The movie has a reasonable premise: a taxi driver suddenly gets thrust into a race against time to return 2 alien children with superpowers to their spaceship to stop an imminent invasion of earth whilst also outrunning the evil Feds and an alien Bounty Hunter.
We get some good performances from Annasophia Robb and Alexander Ludwig who play the children but the rest of the cast simply suck. it felt as if the Rock was only there for a contractual agreement with Disney and anyone could have played the female role of Dr. Alex.
The story followed common conventions (characters making decisions under pressure etc) however the writer set up a subplot involving these Gang(?) members who were bullying the Rock's character and i fully expected the movie to end with him overcoming them and therefore completing his character's journey.... DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!!!
I know as a writer that those details of the subplot wouldn't have been put in there if they were an idiot so the writers (Matt Lopez and Mark Bombak) intended to finish that little story. However i am assuming that idiot Disney Producers/MPAA people assumed that gangs were not appropriate for the story and therefore cut it. This was possibly the worst mistake for the move and it RUINED it.
I am not going to really bore you with the details of the rest of the story because there are too many holes cut out for them to even matter.
I give this movie a 4/10 and the points go to the kids (that's 2 each) they were the only thing that kept me from walking out.
Monday, April 6, 2009
Inkheart.
Inkheart stars the well known Brendan Fraser, Paul Bettany and Helen Mirren. But next to this star-studded cast is little known Eliza Bennett who, at some times, outshines her well paid co stars.
Inkheart is about a father who has the ability to bring things (people, money...weather) from books by reading aloud (they are called silvertongues). 12 years ago he read from a book called Inkheart and as a result the villains have come to our world with the intent of world domination, along with his daughter, one of the 40 thieves and a character from the Inkheart book, He must save the world from the clutches of the evil Capricorn played brilliantly by Andy Serkis.
All in all the film is executed very well with some very good cinematography and reasonably good performances and with a strong story to hold it up, the film does very well. My only issue i had within the film is that while Brendan Fraser has an American accent, his daughter has a British one (and since in the story the mother left when she was 3 this doesn't really work) however, aside from that i really enjoyed the film and was pleasantly surprised that there were no 2 minute monologues to solve the problems at the end of the film.
I rate this film 8 & a half/10.
Monday, March 30, 2009
First Blog Ever!
Me:
My name is Shane and I'm from Down Under though I have always believed I was born in the wrong country (American at heart) and i am a film student.
My passion in life is film (writing/directing) and i wouldn't do anything else for all the money in the world. I like a vast many others have a bit of a dark childhood which i would probably preferr not to share (then i dont know why i bought i up...ah well).
My Blog:
My plan for this blog is mainly me and movies i will review/rant/rave and explain all aspects of the film industry that i know about, including my ideas for films.
So there you go, not a really long post but it shall suffice.